The Barefoot Doctoral: 2+ epsilon body problem

Glossary

Epsilon is my son.

University E is where my partner has a tenure track position.

His Town is the town where my partner and Epsilon live, next to University E.

University F is where I had my last post doctoral position.

My City is the city where I used to commute, containing University F.

University G is my current post doc.

My Town is the new target of my commute, containing University G.

Eggmus is a term I stole from Adequate Parent, who no longer blogs. It refers to the cute things that make kids kids, that I both adore, and maybe want to kill Epsilon for.