What on earth?

I know I've just written about how if I had my way, no one would pay tuition, and I wouldn't be able to draw a salary. But this e-mail just made me rethink the line for allowing audits.

Dear Dr. [Barefoot], 

I love [this field of study], and I would be honored if you would grant me the privilege of auditing your [Course Name] class on Friday November 18. Even though I have a Masters degree in [this field of study], I realize that I cannot keep up with these students. I simply want to experience the environment. 

Thanks for your consideration. 

Sincerely, 

[Stu Dent]

If you want to be audit my class, here's what I would say:

• Dump the flattery, kid. Giving my a big head just makes me want to misuse the power you have bestowed upon me.
• Who are you? I don't have a midterm from you. I don't have you on my current enrollment list. I've never seen you in class. You sent this e-mail from [sxdent@msn.com]. Are affiliated with my university.

Alas, I could not be so explicit in my response to him.